Iris: Well... with respect... I don't like to.. mur-
Viola: Hmm? That's why you're shaking? That... hurts me. I thought I was being more... considerate when I choose that over my... hee, "special" coffee. Seeing as how you are so... delicate when it comes to it. It is nicer (and funnier) just to beat them to death, yes?
Iris: O-oh, yes! I feel honored that you would be so conscious of me... Would you like anything else?
Viola: Yes. I would like it if you would refrain from posting this.. incident on your blog. I would also like you to participate in more jobs like this. You are so... precious whenever you do it.